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An American man with a bad knee that got on a bus in Europe. The only seat left was a lady sitting with her poodle on the next seat.

He asked her to move the dog but she said no.

The bus went over a couple of bumps and he asked her again to move the dog.

Again she said no.

A few miles down the road, he could hardly stand, and he again asked her to move the dog.

Again she said no.

Finally, he could stand it no more and he threw the dog out of the window.

An Englishmen, who had been watching the entire situation said: "Your Americans do everything wrong!
You drive on the wrong side of the road...
You eat with the wrong utensils...
and you just threw the wrong bitch out the window.

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